Film reviews: Hank and Mike (2008), Universal Soldier: Regeneration (2009)

Hank and Mike (2008)
Comedy. Canadian comedy about two friends who represent the Easter bunny for Easter. The entire movie (you can imagine? Whole movie!) They go in the costumes of hares and talk about life. At first they were laid off from work, then they are looking for a new job and all the suits hares. The film, unfortunately, not funny as it may seem at first glance. Guys in suits hares laugh the first few minutes of current movie, then wait when did this nonsense will end. And do not know how to do someone in the head could come off the idea of it and for whom? Maybe for stoned? 1 out of 5.

Universal Soldier: Regeneration (2009)
Action. Oh, and a plot in it. Some kind of terrorist captures the Chernobyl nuclear power plant with a universal soldier and demanding the release of prisoners. The terrorists sent a detachment of soldiers, but they all die at the hands of a universal soldier. This tin. You should have seen how he killed them ... Then the government decides to send to the evil of the universal soldier, a kind of universal soldier (Jean Claude Van Dam), which is undergoing adaptation to the life of an ordinary person. But he injected some kind of garbage, and forced to remember that he was a machine for killing. And he still remembered. The old man did not disappoint, and killed not just one generic soldier, but the second, which sent the first aid. What has he killed two of them for 5 minutes before the end of the film, but the whole movie, people look stupid conversations about nothing between terrorists and the government. The film clearly is not worth 6.9 on IMDb. Assessment of someone clocked. Stupid plot, no matter the acting, cheap special effects. Old men Lulndgrenu and Van Dame's time on the plot to grow potatoes and a fireplace to warm the bones of old age, and not to portray the young super soldier. Pathetic. Same as in Rimbaud's final, where Stallone killed a bunch of poor Vietnamese. 3 out of 5.