Saturday, November 13, 2010

i'll be back

Sorry, my followers, no time for reviews and reading now, but i've made a funny site, here it is:

Just a funny meditative thing, really? So comment if you like it.
I'll return soon with new reviews and of course comments for you!

Friday, October 29, 2010

Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009), Up in the Air (2009)

Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009)
Cartoon. And could not understand it or the puppet drawn on the computer. Probably both. The plot is pretty old. According to him even in Soviet times, the film was made. As little family lived in the woods of foxes and fox-dad walked into the village to steal geese. His son decided to follow the example of his father, but was caught. To save his father gathered the entire team from different animals. But the plot was slightly different in the Soviet film that, in this cartoon. This cartoon more modernize. Yet for some reason, added the blue fox. Perhaps the children to ask their parents why this fox lips dyed. Freaking American political correctness. But still, I think he will like, both children and adults this cartoon. 4 out of 5.

Up in the Air (2009)
Drama. Melodrama. Comedy. The protagonist is a bachelor and a normal life for himself. He flies on airplanes, meets with women, spends the night with them at the hotel and then tries to break off relations. But one of ordinary women is something touching in his heart and makes you wonder about the family, and to rethink his life. Not a bad melodrama with elements of comedy. Starring George Clooney. I advise fans of melodramas. Very good and cute movie for once. 4 out of 5.

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Film reviews: Phobia 2 / Ha Phraeng (2009), Breaking Point (2009)

Sorry for being absent for some days, now i'll continue.

Phobia 2 / Ha Phraeng (2009)
Horror. Thriller. The two-hour film consisting of 5 short stories. All the stories are unrelated, but they are all designed to scare the viewer. Not a bad Thai horror film. True for some reason I did not seem very scary. Well, if you look at and one at night, it might be scary. That did not like it, it's domination stories about ghosts and zombies. Ghosts and zombies, of course, scare, but from 5 subjects, could for a change to remove one or two of maniacs or aliens. Well, about anything, just not about ghosts. 4 out of 5.

Breaking Point (2009)
Action. Drama. Plot of the film complete nonsense. I even tell him I can not. Only that film about the relationship of the criminal world with the American authorities. The protagonist, a former lawyer, together with his friend trying to resist this world. Movie boring and not interesting. Well, not interesting to me personally, the entire movie watching Negro criminal showdowns under the soundtracks to rap. In the film, incidentally, starred Busta Rhymes. 2 out of 5.

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Film reviews: Smokin 'Aces 2: Assassins' Ball (2010), The Book of Eli (2010)

Smokin 'Aces 2: Assassins' Ball (2010)
Action. In this part, again, a lot of hired killers, again, there are neo-Nazis, and they again chase the money. But in this part of it all looks much more miserable and crazy. And the cast is not as eminent. Although some familiar faces. The first part reminded me a lot "Pulp Fiction". Second, as a pale copy of the first part. As if a student looked the first part, and decided it parodied in the second. Alas, did not happen. So if you want to look good thriller with lots of rifles and a sea of blood, watch the first part. If you have nothing to watch, and militants you like, you can glance up at once. 3 out of 5.

The Book of Eli (2010)
Action. Fantastic. Drama. A film about life in a post apocalyptic world. The protagonist, named Eli, once heard a voice inside that told him to go to one place, take a book out there and take it to the west. For the voice promised Ilayu protection than from all the dangers that will threaten his path. And the voice did not disappoint. Despite the fact that Eli attacked dozens of ways, mad with hunger and thirst of the people, he always emerged victorious from these battles. But once stood in its way, quite an influential and powerful in its region, mafia Carnegie. He was holding at bay the entire region, had a strong band and look for books that bore Eli because he knew how powerful this book has on people. The film reminded me of something "Road" and "Mad Max", but with religious overtones and worse. Firstly, it is strange that the protagonist was a black man, and kill it for some reason some whites. Somehow this smacks of racism Negro. The film's director, incidentally, is also black. Secondly, it is strange to see a devout man who with his sword rubai people like cabbage. And since the film is not bad, of course. Bodrenky such a good game actors (Denzel Washington and Garry Oldman), and lots of special effects. 4 out of 5.

Monday, October 25, 2010

Film reviews: Hank and Mike (2008), Universal Soldier: Regeneration (2009)

Hank and Mike (2008)
Comedy. Canadian comedy about two friends who represent the Easter bunny for Easter. The entire movie (you can imagine? Whole movie!) They go in the costumes of hares and talk about life. At first they were laid off from work, then they are looking for a new job and all the suits hares. The film, unfortunately, not funny as it may seem at first glance. Guys in suits hares laugh the first few minutes of current movie, then wait when did this nonsense will end. And do not know how to do someone in the head could come off the idea of it and for whom? Maybe for stoned? 1 out of 5.

Universal Soldier: Regeneration (2009)
Action. Oh, and a plot in it. Some kind of terrorist captures the Chernobyl nuclear power plant with a universal soldier and demanding the release of prisoners. The terrorists sent a detachment of soldiers, but they all die at the hands of a universal soldier. This tin. You should have seen how he killed them ... Then the government decides to send to the evil of the universal soldier, a kind of universal soldier (Jean Claude Van Dam), which is undergoing adaptation to the life of an ordinary person. But he injected some kind of garbage, and forced to remember that he was a machine for killing. And he still remembered. The old man did not disappoint, and killed not just one generic soldier, but the second, which sent the first aid. What has he killed two of them for 5 minutes before the end of the film, but the whole movie, people look stupid conversations about nothing between terrorists and the government. The film clearly is not worth 6.9 on IMDb. Assessment of someone clocked. Stupid plot, no matter the acting, cheap special effects. Old men Lulndgrenu and Van Dame's time on the plot to grow potatoes and a fireplace to warm the bones of old age, and not to portray the young super soldier. Pathetic. Same as in Rimbaud's final, where Stallone killed a bunch of poor Vietnamese. 3 out of 5.

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Film reviews: Sherlock Holmes (2009), Tres dias (2008)

Sherlock Holmes (2009)
Action. Thriller. Comedy. Detective. The plot of the movie is not very complicated. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson catch a dangerous criminal, who has decided to rule the world. Taken all this very well. Bunch of special effects (which I love, yeah), a lot of humor and action. In general, the movie contains various genres. And good acting. I liked it more Avatar. It makes more sense. While in the avatar is almost no sense, some special effects. Even the cons can not name. Is that the duty love line, which is present in almost all Hollywood films. But I'm not annoyed at this time, as Soviet Holmes and Watson really seemed to hurt homosexuals. But the sound track from the Soviet film I like. Managed all the same then create a catchy tune that I still remember it. Well, he looked more impressive Soviet Holmes, veteran. In the same film, Holmes looks like more on some of Jackie Chan. Waving their arms, legs and cuts down health more than myself. In general, the film definitely a 5 out of 5. Best Choice

Tres dias (2008)
Fantastic. Drama. The TV report that a meteorite flies to the ground and the whole of mankind to live for three days. People are starting to go crazy, someone rob someone commits suicide. Survive in this hell, among mad people, try the main characters. Dullish film. The director relied on only one game actors. Special effects, at least. Actors play a good course, but the movie is boring anyway. How to describe the last days of the main characters, they behave as sleepy flies. And when you look at them, he fall asleep. So, before going to bed can watch this film. At least some benefit from it will get. 3 out of 5.

Friday, October 22, 2010

Film reviews: El Agente 00-P2 (2009), The Lovely Bones (2009)

El Agente 00-P2 (2009)
Cartoon. Dumb Parrot and his friend the turtle work in a secret agency simple cleaners. But once the agency boss mixed up the envelopes with assignments and asked the parrot preserve one academic. At the same time, a terrorist organization, consisting of a polar bear, decided to steal an academic. Not a bad cartoon from the Mexicans for the children. For adults, it is too naive ... 4 out of 5.

The Lovely Bones (2009)
Drama. The plot is very strange. Teenager kills neighbor-maniac. It gets to a place that is neither heaven nor hell, and starts from there to interfere with the maniac to create new villainy. I really liked the movie does not. Something he looks like a "ghost" with Patrick Swayze and Demi Moore, and the movie with Robin Williams' What Dreams May Come ", where he was in hell and tried to pull back his wife and children. But those movies were filmed more than adequately. The same low-budget and the plot does not possess logic. At some moments it is impossible to understand what is happening on the screen. 3 out of 5.