Saturday, November 13, 2010

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Friday, October 29, 2010

Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009), Up in the Air (2009)

Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009)
Cartoon. And could not understand it or the puppet drawn on the computer. Probably both. The plot is pretty old. According to him even in Soviet times, the film was made. As little family lived in the woods of foxes and fox-dad walked into the village to steal geese. His son decided to follow the example of his father, but was caught. To save his father gathered the entire team from different animals. But the plot was slightly different in the Soviet film that, in this cartoon. This cartoon more modernize. Yet for some reason, added the blue fox. Perhaps the children to ask their parents why this fox lips dyed. Freaking American political correctness. But still, I think he will like, both children and adults this cartoon. 4 out of 5.

Up in the Air (2009)
Drama. Melodrama. Comedy. The protagonist is a bachelor and a normal life for himself. He flies on airplanes, meets with women, spends the night with them at the hotel and then tries to break off relations. But one of ordinary women is something touching in his heart and makes you wonder about the family, and to rethink his life. Not a bad melodrama with elements of comedy. Starring George Clooney. I advise fans of melodramas. Very good and cute movie for once. 4 out of 5.

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Film reviews: Phobia 2 / Ha Phraeng (2009), Breaking Point (2009)

Sorry for being absent for some days, now i'll continue.

Phobia 2 / Ha Phraeng (2009)
Horror. Thriller. The two-hour film consisting of 5 short stories. All the stories are unrelated, but they are all designed to scare the viewer. Not a bad Thai horror film. True for some reason I did not seem very scary. Well, if you look at and one at night, it might be scary. That did not like it, it's domination stories about ghosts and zombies. Ghosts and zombies, of course, scare, but from 5 subjects, could for a change to remove one or two of maniacs or aliens. Well, about anything, just not about ghosts. 4 out of 5.

Breaking Point (2009)
Action. Drama. Plot of the film complete nonsense. I even tell him I can not. Only that film about the relationship of the criminal world with the American authorities. The protagonist, a former lawyer, together with his friend trying to resist this world. Movie boring and not interesting. Well, not interesting to me personally, the entire movie watching Negro criminal showdowns under the soundtracks to rap. In the film, incidentally, starred Busta Rhymes. 2 out of 5.

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Film reviews: Smokin 'Aces 2: Assassins' Ball (2010), The Book of Eli (2010)

Smokin 'Aces 2: Assassins' Ball (2010)
Action. In this part, again, a lot of hired killers, again, there are neo-Nazis, and they again chase the money. But in this part of it all looks much more miserable and crazy. And the cast is not as eminent. Although some familiar faces. The first part reminded me a lot "Pulp Fiction". Second, as a pale copy of the first part. As if a student looked the first part, and decided it parodied in the second. Alas, did not happen. So if you want to look good thriller with lots of rifles and a sea of blood, watch the first part. If you have nothing to watch, and militants you like, you can glance up at once. 3 out of 5.

The Book of Eli (2010)
Action. Fantastic. Drama. A film about life in a post apocalyptic world. The protagonist, named Eli, once heard a voice inside that told him to go to one place, take a book out there and take it to the west. For the voice promised Ilayu protection than from all the dangers that will threaten his path. And the voice did not disappoint. Despite the fact that Eli attacked dozens of ways, mad with hunger and thirst of the people, he always emerged victorious from these battles. But once stood in its way, quite an influential and powerful in its region, mafia Carnegie. He was holding at bay the entire region, had a strong band and look for books that bore Eli because he knew how powerful this book has on people. The film reminded me of something "Road" and "Mad Max", but with religious overtones and worse. Firstly, it is strange that the protagonist was a black man, and kill it for some reason some whites. Somehow this smacks of racism Negro. The film's director, incidentally, is also black. Secondly, it is strange to see a devout man who with his sword rubai people like cabbage. And since the film is not bad, of course. Bodrenky such a good game actors (Denzel Washington and Garry Oldman), and lots of special effects. 4 out of 5.

Monday, October 25, 2010

Film reviews: Hank and Mike (2008), Universal Soldier: Regeneration (2009)

Hank and Mike (2008)
Comedy. Canadian comedy about two friends who represent the Easter bunny for Easter. The entire movie (you can imagine? Whole movie!) They go in the costumes of hares and talk about life. At first they were laid off from work, then they are looking for a new job and all the suits hares. The film, unfortunately, not funny as it may seem at first glance. Guys in suits hares laugh the first few minutes of current movie, then wait when did this nonsense will end. And do not know how to do someone in the head could come off the idea of it and for whom? Maybe for stoned? 1 out of 5.

Universal Soldier: Regeneration (2009)
Action. Oh, and a plot in it. Some kind of terrorist captures the Chernobyl nuclear power plant with a universal soldier and demanding the release of prisoners. The terrorists sent a detachment of soldiers, but they all die at the hands of a universal soldier. This tin. You should have seen how he killed them ... Then the government decides to send to the evil of the universal soldier, a kind of universal soldier (Jean Claude Van Dam), which is undergoing adaptation to the life of an ordinary person. But he injected some kind of garbage, and forced to remember that he was a machine for killing. And he still remembered. The old man did not disappoint, and killed not just one generic soldier, but the second, which sent the first aid. What has he killed two of them for 5 minutes before the end of the film, but the whole movie, people look stupid conversations about nothing between terrorists and the government. The film clearly is not worth 6.9 on IMDb. Assessment of someone clocked. Stupid plot, no matter the acting, cheap special effects. Old men Lulndgrenu and Van Dame's time on the plot to grow potatoes and a fireplace to warm the bones of old age, and not to portray the young super soldier. Pathetic. Same as in Rimbaud's final, where Stallone killed a bunch of poor Vietnamese. 3 out of 5.

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Film reviews: Sherlock Holmes (2009), Tres dias (2008)

Sherlock Holmes (2009)
Action. Thriller. Comedy. Detective. The plot of the movie is not very complicated. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson catch a dangerous criminal, who has decided to rule the world. Taken all this very well. Bunch of special effects (which I love, yeah), a lot of humor and action. In general, the movie contains various genres. And good acting. I liked it more Avatar. It makes more sense. While in the avatar is almost no sense, some special effects. Even the cons can not name. Is that the duty love line, which is present in almost all Hollywood films. But I'm not annoyed at this time, as Soviet Holmes and Watson really seemed to hurt homosexuals. But the sound track from the Soviet film I like. Managed all the same then create a catchy tune that I still remember it. Well, he looked more impressive Soviet Holmes, veteran. In the same film, Holmes looks like more on some of Jackie Chan. Waving their arms, legs and cuts down health more than myself. In general, the film definitely a 5 out of 5. Best Choice

Tres dias (2008)
Fantastic. Drama. The TV report that a meteorite flies to the ground and the whole of mankind to live for three days. People are starting to go crazy, someone rob someone commits suicide. Survive in this hell, among mad people, try the main characters. Dullish film. The director relied on only one game actors. Special effects, at least. Actors play a good course, but the movie is boring anyway. How to describe the last days of the main characters, they behave as sleepy flies. And when you look at them, he fall asleep. So, before going to bed can watch this film. At least some benefit from it will get. 3 out of 5.

Friday, October 22, 2010

Film reviews: El Agente 00-P2 (2009), The Lovely Bones (2009)

El Agente 00-P2 (2009)
Cartoon. Dumb Parrot and his friend the turtle work in a secret agency simple cleaners. But once the agency boss mixed up the envelopes with assignments and asked the parrot preserve one academic. At the same time, a terrorist organization, consisting of a polar bear, decided to steal an academic. Not a bad cartoon from the Mexicans for the children. For adults, it is too naive ... 4 out of 5.

The Lovely Bones (2009)
Drama. The plot is very strange. Teenager kills neighbor-maniac. It gets to a place that is neither heaven nor hell, and starts from there to interfere with the maniac to create new villainy. I really liked the movie does not. Something he looks like a "ghost" with Patrick Swayze and Demi Moore, and the movie with Robin Williams' What Dreams May Come ", where he was in hell and tried to pull back his wife and children. But those movies were filmed more than adequately. The same low-budget and the plot does not possess logic. At some moments it is impossible to understand what is happening on the screen. 3 out of 5.

Film reviews: Idiots and Angels (2008), The Road (2009)

Idiots and Angels / Des Idiots et des Anges (2008)
Cartoon for adults. The protagonist sells arms, as well as rides a libertine lifestyle. But one day during a morning shave, he notices that he begins to grow angel wings. At first he tried to hide them or even remove it. But the wings are still grown and begun to change the main character for the better. The cartoon is very abstruse and painted as if a child with a pencil. In general, a cartoon for the harsh people. I like it for something more prettier and easier to understand. 3 out of 5.

The Road (2009)
Fantastic. Drama. Something happened on the ground, destroying almost all living things, and people there are very few. And those that remained were divided into cannibals and their victims. First searched for vulnerable people, the second searched at least some food in abandoned houses and shops. It is from the second turned out to be the protagonist with a young son. The whole movie they go from north to south, through the horrors of an apocalyptic world, a ghost of a better life. Not a bad drama. The actors play well, too. But the appreciation interfere put too vague plot. From the movie and it is not clear what happened on the ground that all life was gone, and people stayed. This can never happen because people are not tenacious other animals. Rather, people would have died than the rats and cockroaches. But in the movie except for the beetle and the dogs no more animals are not found. All the plants are dead. And so the plants would just survived, but not, in the opinion of the director survived only by people. Another main character all the time went with a revolver, which was only two cartridges. He was looking for food, but e could find bullets to a revolver. This in a country (USA), where almost every second is a weapon. In general, the plot I have a claim, but here's the storyline about a father and son of course is good, and it's one thing for which and is worth seeing this film. 4 out of 5.

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Film reviews: The Invention of Lying (2009), Accident (2009)

The Invention of Lying (2009)
Comedy. Melodrama. At the main character a black bar. His banished from work, away goes the girl's mother died. But suddenly he became popular throughout the country and he is invited to send, where he hangs for people to deceive. It seems life is getting better again, but the protagonist does not feel joy, because the love of his life marries another. The film is above average. There are funny moments, but not so much to call the movie a comedy. But the melodrama with elements of comedy can be. So fans of melodrama can look. One show will go. The more you do not want to watch it and do not even remember about him. 3 out of 5.

Accident / Yi ngoi (2009)
Thriller. Drama. Hong Kong-based group of murderers specializes in contract killings, which are similar in appearance to accidents. But once, when one order, something goes wrong and kills one of the gang members. The head of the gang tries to figure out that it was an accident or someone's diversion. Pretty cheap and boring film. Watch as a sleeping pill before bed. 3 out of 5.

Film reviews: Little Ashes (2008), Weather Girl (2009)

Little Ashes (2008)
Drama. A film about Salvador Dali at a young age when he still was not a famous artist. I can not say anything good about the movie. The film is more like "Brokeback Mountain 2." Almost the entire movie the audience sees Robert Pattinson as Dali, who paw and kisses on the lips of another man, and in one moment, even wank. I see a reluctant, personally. 1 of 5.

Weather Girl (2009)
Comedy. Girl forecaster during the live final words cursing her boyfriend and her battle to be fired. She finds a job as a waitress at some diner and realizes that falls in love with a young friend of his brother. Not a bad melodrama with elements of comedy into one show. I do not know why it's called a comedy, as for me a movie more than a melodrama. 4 out of 5.

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Film reviews: Fatso (2009), Nothing Like the Holidays (2008)

Fatso (2009)
Comedy. Norwegian comedy about a lonely fatman, who lives alone in an apartment and all day surf porn sites, fap, drinks and draws comic books about himself. One day he takes up residence at the time a young girl, and fatman set to finally go to bed with his mistress. Sorry, but the movie sucks. A vulgar, unfunny, with a silly plot and unimportant game actors. Maybe Norwegians humor of this movie will be better understood, but I do not recommend it to anyone. 2 out of 5.

Nothing Like the Holidays (2008)
Comedy. Melodrama. Drama. At Christmas the house of his parents come to their adult children and their wives from all over the country together to meet the holiday and see each other. But on arrival the children learn that their mother wants to divorce his father, after living together for 36 years. This news quarrel relatives and divides them into two camps, supporters of the mother, and supporters of the pope. But everything changes when they learn the terrible news about his father. Sad movie. Comedy is very small. So that the word "comedy" I would put at the very end. This is, firstly, the drama. In general, the film unremarkable and nothing outstanding. In it there is no good and original plot, no good game actors. On one view, who loves drama. 3 out of 5.

Film revierws: Serious Moonlight (2009), Tell-Tale (2009)

Serious Moonlight (2009)
Comedy. Husband says his wife that he no longer loves her and is going to go to another country with his mistress. Wife of despair and resentment binds husband taped to the toilet and tries to return to his words past feelings. But then unexpectedly at home burglars enter and bind another and wife. Related husband and wife are in one room and trying to rethink their past and future. Despite the fact that the idea of the movie is not bad, though the story does not possess intelligence (God forgive me, the late writer of this film. It's true. The girl died and the scriptwriter of the film mentioned in the credits), and the actors are terrible. In general, a low-budget comedy itself. If we are really nothing to watch, but you are a fan of comedies, then you can look. 3 out of 5.

Tell-Tale (2009)
Horror, Sci-Fi, Thriller. The protagonist is transplanted donor heart, and he begins to see the pictures from the past life of the host heart. As it turned out, the owner of this heart was killed and the heart begins to push the hero to avenge the death of his former master. The film something like "The Eye". Only when the main character retina donor transplant, the heart here, but the result is the same - the new owners of the bodies began to see the events from the life of the donor. And what is the "eye" that "the accuser" I can not think of a good movie. Filmed very cheaply as a smeared, as if something did not finish. Actors, too, not playing very well. Well, at one time to look can fans of fantasy and detective stories. Horror in the film. If you certainly do not faint at the sight of blood. 3 out of 5.

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Film reviews: Invictus (2009), The Girl Who Played with Fire (2009)

The Girl Who Played with Fire / Flickan Som Lekte Med Elden (2009)
Thriller. Detective. This is the second part of the trilogy. The first is called «Man som hatar kvinnor». The first part was, of course, brighter and cooler, but the second is also good. I watched with interest. Still, the main characters I have known. They are like family to me began. Swedes are great. It turns out they can not only sing but also to remove some top-notch movies that rivals Hollywood. I know that already released their third movie in the trilogy, but he has not yet been translated into Russian. And Brad Pitt and Quentin Tarantino has bought the rights to the film, then going to shoot a remake. It says a lot. Just filmed the book, and already a remake want to remove. The plot of the second part, of course, connected to the first, but the second part of the main characters are investigating a new crime. If the first part of it was manic-fascist, the second Russian-slaver. 4 out of 5.

Invictus (2009)
Drama. Autobiographical film about Nelson Mandela by Clint Eastwood. Mandela played by Morgan Freeman. I do not know why the movie rating almost 8 out of 10 on IMDb, I would not let him sink. The film is very boring and not interesting. Two hours, 13 minutes to see how Mandela talking with different people, and how to play rugby, a little interesting. 3 out of 5.

Film reviews: Dorian Gray (2009), Sorority Row (2009)

Dorian Gray (2009)
Drama. Thriller. On a plot of a young guy paint a picture and after a time, he notices that a cut on his arm was gone, and the picture appeared. So he realized that the picture is somehow mysteriously connected with him and takes him all the negative consequences, such as trauma or aging. Fearing that his secret of eternal youth has not been disclosed, the main character hides the painting in the attic, and he enjoys his eternal youth. But over time, his aging friends began to suspect that something is not the same and one of his friends decides to find out the cause of eternal youth of the protagonist. Above-average thriller. Filmed pretty good, but I have a claim. First, the vague plot. Why is the protagonist of all time, lived alone in a hefty home? Where were his relatives? How he got such a healthy home? Where he took money for no poor life, they are not working? All this looks like some kind of fairy tale ... Then the director decided to make the main character for some reason, bisexual, enthusiastic, not only women but also men. In one scene, Dorian Gray man kisses on the lips and tilts his head to his groin. Such propaganda of homosexuality not to my liking. Actors, too, are not distinguished professionalism. Apparently they were aware that a serious play this nonsense can not. 3 out of 5.

Sorority Row (2009)
Thriller. Drama. A girl decides to play her boyfriend and with friends, the women's dormitory, imitates his death. The guy from the shock starts to move mind and kills his girlfriend had really. Hiding the body of the murdered in a disused mine, the girls had hoped to avoid liability under the law. But all of a sudden they became someone to kill one a maniac. A good thriller in the style of "Scream" on one viewing. Of course with a bunch of cliches of Hollywood, but from solid, with good special effects and a good game of young actors. 4 out of 5.


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Monday, October 18, 2010

Film reviews: The Blind Side (2009), The Canyon (2009)

The Blind Side (2009)
Drama. Mentally retarded black man being kicked out of school for academic failure. He walks alone on the road under the rain, and then it stops near the machine, and some white woman offers him a ride. Since the Negro did not say where he lives, a white woman took him to his home, where he spent the night. And then the white woman took custody of him and helped him not only to successfully complete their schooling, but also become a very good player in college football. And this is despite the disapproval and misunderstanding of others, as white and black. Not a bad drama with Sandra Bullock in the lead roles. Incidentally, the film is based on the true story of life. At the end of the film show pictures prototype hero of the film. 4 out of 5.

The Canyon (2009)
Thriller. Drama. The newlyweds decide to go on a trip to the Grand Canyon, but all professional guides are busy. Then they go into the canyon with a sort of guide who constantly drinks and chewing tobacco. Having come quite far away from civilization, guide the snake bite and he dies, and the horses get. The newlyweds left alone with the wildlife, without food, without water, and with shifty wolves around. A good thriller on one viewing. The actors play not very good, and besides, the film is unnatural. Watch and forget. 4 out of 5.

Film reviews: Finding Amanda (2008), Every Jack has a Jill / Jusqu'à toi (2009)

Finding Amanda (2008)
Comedy. Melodrama. Drama. A well-known television producer, who suffers from an addiction to booze and gambling, at the request of sister went to Las Vegas to convince his niece, prostitutes, go to the clinic for rehabilitation. Upon arrival, the protagonist tries to convince his niece to go to the clinic, and at the same time all the time drinking and playing games of chance. So-so film, not really. And as a comedy is not very funny, and as a melodrama is not a very interesting story, and as a drama is not very appealing. Actors not playing very well. On one viewing, if not then watch and if you're a fan of Matthew Broderick. 3 out of 5.

Every Jack has a Jill / Jusqu'à toi (2009)
Comedy. Melodrama. I saw in the film comedy. Romance may have. The plot - ravings of a madman. Judging by the first and last name filmmaker is a girl, probably blonde. I can not even describe what a movie. Looked to the end, but never realized what a movie. Pleasure from viewing it failed too. Boring. Some sort of a young girl chasing a young man of an alien. 3 out of 5.

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Film reviews: I've Loved You So Long (2008),The White Ribbon (2009)

I've Loved You So Long / Il ya longtemps que je t'aime (2008)
Drama. Main character meets his sister out of jail, which sat there for 15 years for killing his 6-year-old son, and settled it for a while in his private home. Now, where the viewer watches as the sister of the protagonist tries to get comfortable among the people for such a long period of his release. Heavy film is very heavy. Not everyone will be able to watch until the end and not everyone will like it. Despite the fact that the film has received awards of various film festivals, I saw nothing in it so special. Get some yellow rag with criminal histories, there is not such a reading can be. Hair stand on end from the awareness of how cruel people can be. In general, a movie for fans of AMD, on one viewing. 4 out of 5.

The White Ribbon / Das weisse Band - Eine deutsche Kindergeschichte (2009)
Drama. Detective. The story unfolds in a small village in Germany in 1913. Suddenly, the village became a mysterious murder occurs, and a local school teacher tried to understand all this. Heavy and weird movie. Shot in black and white style. Is already 2 hours 17 minutes. Despite the fact that he received an award at Cannes, I commended him I can not give. The film is not for everyone and at one viewing. It is unlikely that you'll want to watch it again. 3 out of 5.

Film reviews: Vengeance (2009), Last Chance Harvey (2008)

Vengeance (2009)
Drama. Action. The owner of a restaurant in Paris, killing her daughter and grandchildren. Traces of the killers leads him to Hong Kong. There, he hired three killers to help him find and punish the killers of his family. But the problem is that the main character suffered amnesia and could not remember events that occurred several hours later. For that that do not forget, he carried a camera with Polaroid and took off for a meaningful thing. The film is not very much. This is not the first film about the main character, amnesiac. I've seen several movies with similar plot. This is probably the worst one. The plot is implausible. The actors play not much. Scenes shootings implausible. People are shooting at each other from a distance of two meters and can not reach. Blood in the film is similar to paint. 3 out of 5.

Last Chance Harvey (2008)
Melodrama. Drama. The protagonist, no longer a young man, travels from America to England for daughter's wedding. But on arrival it are unsuccessful. Daughter did not want him leading her down the aisle, his boss calls him and announced that he was fired. Desperate, he goes to the airport to buy a ticket back and met with airport worker, and falls for her. In general, a film about love between two middle-aged man and a woman. Great melodrama. It has long been such a good melodrama seen. The actors play superbly. At the beginning of a boring movie, but then he looked with great interest. Starring Dustin Hoffman. 4 out of 5.

Film reviews: Bancs publics (Versailles rive droite) (2009), How to be (2008)

Bancs publics (Versailles rive droite) (2009)
Comedy. Film hodgepodge of different life situations that occur between different people in a small area. The film is a sort of base line, but it is short, not longer than the secondary plots. Once the girls working in the office, noticed that someone in the opposite house hung a poster "lonely man". Girls interested in a poster, and went to see who he hung up. I can not say that the movie was very good and funny. None. But not entirely bad. Not bad, light comedy like that. At one time will do. Amateur comedy advise. 4 out of 5.

How to be (2008)
Comedy. Movie about a teenager who has problems in his personal life, and he's trying to figure them out with the help of books, some therapist. Film sad shit. I do not understand because of what he has an international rating higher than 6 out of 10. Funny moments almost no way for a comedy. In general, there is nothing because of what it is worth watching. And it is unlikely he will be remembered for something. 2 out of 5.

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Film review: Every Day (2010), Cherrybomb (2009)

Every Day (2010)
Comedy. Drama. The film is about a few days of life of a family man for a 40-k, with two children, one of which turned out to be gay. Even the wife of the hero came to their apartment to the old and suffering from enuresis father. And the work of the protagonist seduces young colleague. After watching the film I had somehow left a feeling of disgust. Maybe it's because of the dominance of blue themes, plus the ending is sad: Son of the protagonist Blue, director of the protagonist, too blue. We had to make someone else gay. Three beautiful number. Funny moments there, but not enough to recommend this film for viewing. It was depressing, nasty drama. 3 points out of 5.

Cherrybomb (2009)
Thriller. Drama. A film about two teenagers and friends who fell in love with a girl a visitor, and began to clash with each other. A girl just play with them. The film is very settling. I do not know why he genre "thriller" was credited. There's not a hint of a thriller. A bit of drama there, but it's not important drama. Game of young actors through the floor (incidentally, one of the actors played in "Harry Potter"). Events in the film develops slowly. There is no intrigue. There is nothing interesting in this film. Maybe he would have looked better, if the actors were professional, but it turned out some shit. One score of 5.

Film Reviews: Kandahar Break: Fortress Of War (2009), 44 Inch Chest (2009)

Kandahar Break: Fortress Of War (2009)
Melodrama. Thriller. British demining expert arrives in Afghanistan to work in their specialty. Communicate with the local he has to help a local interpreter, with whom he formed a love affair. But at one point, the Taliban thought they violate the Shariah their attitude, and separated them. The protagonist and an interpreter, despite the ban, they met again, which caused extreme indignation of local and thirst for revenge. Film on the fan. To some it may seem boring and not interesting. And me, personally, liked it. I was pleased and plot, and performances by the cast, and when you view will not be bored. I think that movie great drama on one view, showing the horrors of life in Afghanistan, and the charm of life in Europe, which we sometimes do not appreciate it. 4 points out of 5.

44 Inch Chest (2009)
Drama. The protagonist's wife declares that stopped loving him and goes to another. He hit a hard drinking, and friends, seeing the suffering of the protagonist, advised him to kill her lover's wife, and even help him to catch him. But to kill a man turns to the hero a big decision. Even though great hatred for him. Boring film. There are interesting moments, and the acting is not bad. But in general, not look at that. The protagonist of cloth, his friends, some moron, differently you will not say how they behave. One boy homosexual and all the while talking about sex with the men. Another time show imagination of the protagonist, from which is difficult to understand where a reality, where fantasy. 2 points out of 5.

Friday, October 15, 2010

Film Reviews: Death at a Funeral (2010), 1066 (2009)

Death at a Funeral (2010)
Comedy. A large black family going to the funeral of the head of the family, and as luck would have it that day between starts big showdown. The plot of the film is naive. All twisted around the tablets of amphetamine. That pill is the protagonist. Talk about them, their actions show. Well, direct advertising of drugs. And still the film has turned out good. Collected almost all the most famous actors negros. Many are shot in comedies often. They have such a person, and they say nothing, rather twisted his face, that was funny. Well, when they have something to say, it looks even funnier. So that the film simply can not be funny. True to someone may not like the prevailing theme of drugs, and the second largest gay theme. 4 points out of 5.

1066 (2009)
Action. Two-part film about the war between the British and the Vikings and Normans. Taken all just sucks. The plot is absent, the acting is bad (and I'm not even sure that all the characters of the movie actors, and not ordinary people). Special effects only ketchup, which depicts blood. That's it. Watch absolutely no matter what. Some bastard all two hours at the scenes is a pathetic delusions about the greatness of the British soldiers and the brutality of the Viking Normans. Together with the on-screen people in the armor depicted a violent confrontation and battle. But they can not very well, and it looks like it is on the way children fences with sticks. The apotheosis of all that senility - Night Scene made night vision camera. The Middle Ages and night vision. Curtain. 1 score of 5.

Film Reviews: The Eclipse (2009), 25 kilates (2008)

25 kilates (2008)
Thriller. The protagonist works killer and raises her son alone. Once it falls for his boss's wife, but he rejects it. Then the wife of the boss begins to slander him to her husband that he was stealing money from him, and begins a hunt for the killer of other killers. The film I did not really like it. There are places of intrigue, skirmishes, but the overall plot is rather dull and boring. The film can be viewed at once as a drama. As a thriller or action film is not very much. And after seeing you one day forget what happened in this film. 3 points out of 5.

The Eclipse (2009)
Drama. Melodrama. At the main character dies of his wife, begin following the terrible vision. Some creatures try to kill him. Parallel to this, he falls in love with the woman who already has a suitor, and who is not averse to stuff the main character face. If you speak briefly about the film - an incomprehensible crap. The movie is so crazy and weird story that they can watch only for people with very high intelligence. Can they at least something in him will understand. I, unfortunately, such people do not belong, so the pleasure of watching the movie never got it. Incomprehensible plot, not a very good game actors, soundtracks out of place. I could still recommend the film as a melodrama if it were not scenes of horror that appear periodically and prevented relax, and watch this film as a melodrama. 1 point out of 5.

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Film reviews: Please Give (2010), Ocean Heaven (2010)

Please Give (2010)
Comedy. Drama. A film about an American family. Father's family is something drawn on the left, and his daughter had always been complex about her acne. Basically anything funny in the film. Sadly, and very boring. The actors play, as they can, but the plot of the movie is not so interesting, that no game will not save this movie. I would recommend this film to view before going to bed. Just perfect for this suit, no violence, some humor and sea tyagomotiny. 3 points out of 5.

Ocean Heaven (2010)
Drama. Film of a Chinese father, single parent, who was himself educated adult son with autism. One day, the protagonist learned that terminally ill and left him to live a little, but his son is almost nothing he could do himself, and was used to look after him. Then the main character starts each day with great difficulty, to teach his son to an independent life. Not a bad drama, like the Chinese, and very sad. The second time I did not look, but the first time was interesting. Of course, the actor who plays an autistic, was playing his implausible. But also hard to imagine how you can make an autistic play himself. So this game is forgivable. But it would be more occurrences in the image of the actors. 4 points out of 5.

Reviews #4. Next Day Air (2009), Twelve (2010)

Next Day Air (2009)
Action. Comedy. The film's protagonist works truck shipments. And one day he mixed up the addresses and parcel not delivered to the address. All anything, but the premise was a lot of kilograms of cocaine, cocaine and the owner wanted to find a careless postman to pick up their goods. Meanwhile, the new owners of cocaine, has calculated how much you can get for the money. The film sometimes funny, but in general it is not pretty. The funniest is the end of the movie. A 2 third film a talking shop between a bunch of Nigeria, where the hard parse whose where the face. Well, since almost all the characters of the movie negros, then they talk the whole film on the Niger dialect. 3 points out of 5.

Twelve (2010)
Thriller. Drama. The film about two brothers-teens. After his mother's death they went on a curve track, and one became a drug addict, and the second by the seller of drugs. And one of the drugs, which he sold was called the "twelve." Because of this drug and develop the entire plot of the film. Showing multiple destinies of the people he ruined. The film was made qualitatively, and the actors are playing well. But I did not like too convoluted and boring plot. Filmed in some strange way, like a mosaic. That piece of the life of one man show, a piece of the life of another. A life of those pretty gray and boring. Action is very small. Basically one word. As a drama film can look at the one time. As a thriller it is none at all. 3 points out of 5.

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Film reviews #3: At Risk (2010), Gardiens de l'ordre (2010)

At Risk (2010)
Detective. Film with a sort of muddy plot and unknown (except for Andie MacDowell) actors. The protagonist works whether the police, or police detective and investigates an old murder case, in which the murderer was never found. To investigate this case it makes a friend of the politician, who wants the disclosure of this business has helped her win the election. Here is such a plot. Could be interesting, but not with the director and the budget. Cheap picture, bad cinematography, terrible acting. The entire film wondering what was making the actress from "Groundhog Day". It is, incidentally, also did not blestala game. These films are clearly should be sent to the trash. A score of 5.

Gardiens de l'ordre (2010)
Thriller. Drama. Three police officers arrive on a call in one apartment and one of them kills a resident of the apartment, which, as then it turns out, was under the influence of a strong drug "Sphinx", and who was the son of the deputy. Narika wound, after which two police officers (he and she) is accused of abuse of office, and they want to dismiss. To restore justice, police, who are accused, are beginning their own, independent investigations, where the drug is delivered "Sphinx" and who produces it. A good movie. The plot is of course a little bit crazy, but realized all above average. At least, I was intrigued by the film. Watched with interest and empathy for the protagonists. The game cast is quite good. 4 - points out of 5.
Mother and Child (2009)
Drama. A film about the relationship between mothers and their children. But not only. In the storyline is built between the main character, who at age 14 gave birth to her daughter and abandoned her. And with age, wanted to find her. Although she was afraid that she just spit in her face. The film places interesting. With the good performance of the actors. But its duration evokes boredom. Put him to score 3 out of 5. More of this movie, this is not necessary. Looked only for the sake of the stars.

Dog Pound (2010)
Drama. The film is about a few days in the life of the colony for teenagers. In one of these colonies were brand new, over which immediately began hounding those who are already in prison a long time sitting. After the physical and moral violence, newcomers have decided to show their teeth. The film plot reminded the Hungarian drama "I want to whistle, whistle." But there was an emphasis on a teenage boy and his experiences. In the "dog pen" several main characters, and also the duration of half an hour because of what the plot is obtained which is not fully disclosed. What in the end of the film remains a lot of questions. This negative film. There is not a morality, even as a fable. But still I liked the movie. Passions simmer. The actors play well. At one time amateur drama to look possible. 4- out of 5.

Film reviews #1: The Last Exorcism (2010), Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010)

The Last Exorcism (2010)
Horror. Thriller. The film's protagonist - pastor of the church, which deals with exorcism. But the main difference between the movie characters and real exorcists in the fact that the protagonist does not believe in God (Yeah, yeah. The pastor who does not believe in God), nor in the devil and his exorcism is a common hoax and cheating. In this way, the pastor for a living. Helped the pastor spends exile and the people themselves, who often were not obsessed, but they just thought they possessed. But another exile turned to the pastor of a dangerous event. He was first exposed to something otherworldly, evil and powerful. The manner of filming recalled "Cloverfield" and "District 9". This psevdodokumentalka. I like this style, but each film is suitable. What plus such a manner that it hides flaws of the plot. If the writer is unable to come up with something interesting in the story, then you can just skip this point. And what is negative, so this confusion. Basically this manner photography used in horror for some reason. Perhaps, in order to give more horror close to real life. To the spectator it seemed that something is happening on screen, it's really going on. And yet such tricks directors at me do not apply. Horrors scare me longer since the early 90's, while "Living Dead" and "Freddy Krueger". Then it was the first time. Horror shows little and very seldom. Now it's just the dominance of the genre. Has shown all that can be displayed. It has long been not afraid of anything, but just laugh. This film is the same polukomichny. And it begins as a comedy. Still, the film I was pleased. Scare me, he could not, but the mood lifted, plus from all very high quality. It is evident that no low-budget film. The actors play superbly. At one time can glance like a comedy. 4 points out of 5.

Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010)
Horror. Fantastic. Action. Thriller. The third part of the main character is infected and did a super-zombie. In this part of the main character as a punishment to cure. But it turned out that on his head. Milla Jovovich heroine still managed to escape from the laboratory to produce the virus "Ambrela, gathered a handful of people who are not infected, and tried to find an oasis on behalf of Arcadia, where they were supposed to be only healthy people. This part I liked more than a third. The third was a bit worse than the plot, but the main enemies of reason are not zombies and crows. Also the zombies, but still a bird. In this part, finally people are zombies are the main enemies. And even there is one boss with an ax, which does not even take a shot in the head. As the horror film is not terrible, but as fiction and drama is not bad. The plot is typical for all residents. No sense, but a lot of shooting and special effects. 4 points out of 5.