Monday, October 25, 2010

Film reviews: Hank and Mike (2008), Universal Soldier: Regeneration (2009)

Hank and Mike (2008)
Comedy. Canadian comedy about two friends who represent the Easter bunny for Easter. The entire movie (you can imagine? Whole movie!) They go in the costumes of hares and talk about life. At first they were laid off from work, then they are looking for a new job and all the suits hares. The film, unfortunately, not funny as it may seem at first glance. Guys in suits hares laugh the first few minutes of current movie, then wait when did this nonsense will end. And do not know how to do someone in the head could come off the idea of it and for whom? Maybe for stoned? 1 out of 5.

Universal Soldier: Regeneration (2009)
Action. Oh, and a plot in it. Some kind of terrorist captures the Chernobyl nuclear power plant with a universal soldier and demanding the release of prisoners. The terrorists sent a detachment of soldiers, but they all die at the hands of a universal soldier. This tin. You should have seen how he killed them ... Then the government decides to send to the evil of the universal soldier, a kind of universal soldier (Jean Claude Van Dam), which is undergoing adaptation to the life of an ordinary person. But he injected some kind of garbage, and forced to remember that he was a machine for killing. And he still remembered. The old man did not disappoint, and killed not just one generic soldier, but the second, which sent the first aid. What has he killed two of them for 5 minutes before the end of the film, but the whole movie, people look stupid conversations about nothing between terrorists and the government. The film clearly is not worth 6.9 on IMDb. Assessment of someone clocked. Stupid plot, no matter the acting, cheap special effects. Old men Lulndgrenu and Van Dame's time on the plot to grow potatoes and a fireplace to warm the bones of old age, and not to portray the young super soldier. Pathetic. Same as in Rimbaud's final, where Stallone killed a bunch of poor Vietnamese. 3 out of 5.

41 comments:

  1. Haven't heard of either, and it seems that's a good thing. Nice reviews yet again.

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  2. Never heard of either of those movies :O

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  3. Never heard of these movies but, judging by your reviews, I won't check them out.

    More well written reviews as usual!

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  4. lol hank and mike seems shit xD

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  5. Great, funny reviews as always

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  6. I've still yet to see US: Regen. I had it out on my entertainment system shelf but I've lost it!

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  7. hank and mike is awesome movie :D

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  8. Oh shoot, finally a good blog I can get reviews for movies from! thanks! D:

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  9. I was guessing this movie would bomb, never had much interest in it. Thanks for saving my time for me.

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  10. Looks good, I'll download them ;)

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  11. Universal Soldier is ok, nothing special though

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  12. That first one sounds a little odd.

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  13. Not a big action fan, but good review!

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  14. good reviews man. thanks for sharing

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  15. I like how you do not mainstream movies good post

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  16. Never heard of Hank and Mike, probably never will again. :P
    Also, have been wondering about Universal Soldier: Regeneration sounds like i might be waiting to catch it on SYFY. :D

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  17. Ill see it to see how old they look hehe

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  18. yea ive seen regeneration its actually pretty good

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  19. Nice selection, i know what I'm watching.

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  20. hahahah :DDD where did you get a hold of hank and mike? :)

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  21. never heard of these movies... I'll check these out

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  22. I haven't heard of these either... but they look interesting. :)

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  23. havent heard of these movies before i might check them out

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  24. can't say i heard of either of them, but i won't be seeing them !! lol

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  25. Uhm thx for rewiel ill see this movie!

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  26. haha thanks for helping me avoid these bombshells

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  27. Never saw them and thanks to you I never will :) Great job!

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  28. Thanks for the warning on Hank and Mike

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